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Total Comment posted in English Funny SMS: 14
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- Word Of Wisdom
Word Of Wisdom
"Attitude & Ego Are Like Underwear,
You Should Have It But You Should Not Show It Unless You Are SUPERMAN/WOMAN..." :p
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: samsaiman On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- An Idea
An Idea Can Change Your Life But, A Woman can change your IDEA..
So, Always change Women to change IDEAS...
WHAT AN IDEA!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: bhandi On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 2 Friends
2 friends
“see” & “saw”:
1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.
That is how to exercise your brain..!
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Sabir Shah Orakzai On: 2/17/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Ur friend
Tell me do you consider me ur friend or not.
If u don't i will hang myself with noodles.
Hit myself with sponge.
Cut my vein with rubber knife. N
Blow my head off by water pistol..
See! How much you mean to me.
;-)
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Pathan On: 2/11/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Loose Motion
Newton’s New Law of motion
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“Loose motions can never be done is slow motion”
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 1/9/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- U will be confused
Confusions
Why is the word ABBRIATION too long?
If a TURTLE loses his shell,is it naked or homeless?
If olive oil comes from Olive,where does baby oil come from?
If Con is opposite is Pro
What is opposite of Progress?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean after we use them?
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 11/12/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Stupid
English funny
What is common between
Mr.Bean & Major Rohail
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They don’t need to pretend that they are stupid
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- jokes
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket
and said April fool.
I have pass.
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: bhargav On: 10/27/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Jackson
What is common beween
BLACK & WHITE
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.
Michael Jackson
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 10/23/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- What did he ask
What was the first thing Angel did
When Michael Jackson died?
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Angel asked him for an
AUTOGRAPH
Submitted in: English Funny SMS
By: Dr SmS On: 10/13/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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