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Total SMS in Miscellaneous SMS: 46
Total Members that contributed to Miscellaneous SMS: 21
Total Comment posted in Miscellaneous SMS: 2
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Miscellaneous SMS was last updated on: 3/6/2010 2:13:21 PM
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- Interesting Confusions:
Interesting Confusions:
1. Can u cry under water?
2. Do fish ever get thirsty?
3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?
4. What do u call a male lady bird?
5. Why is it called building when it's already built?
6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?
7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?
8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?
9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Ruman Qamar On: 3/6/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Plz fward this
Insan mai "1" cheez nahi hai,
Wo hai
"SABAR".
1 cheez Zameen mai b nahi hai,
Wo hai
"TAKABUR".
1 cheez QURAN mai b nahi hai,
Wo hai
"JHOOT".
Or
Aapko pata hai k 1 cheez JANAT or DOZAKH mai b nahi hai,
Wo hai
"MOUT".
If u have free msges plz fward this.
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Dhump On: 3/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- WAQT kehta Hai
"WAQT" kehta Hai Mujhe "GANWANA" Mat,
"DIL" kehta Hai Mujhe "LAGANA" Mat,
"DOST" kehta Hai Mujhe "AZMANA" Mat,
Or
"HUM" kehte Hein Humein "BHULANA" Mat
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Mohsin On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- SPECIAL THINGS
SPECIAL THINGS
Jab WAZU karo to jawan ki tarha (ache se)
Jab NAMAZ parho to burhon ki tarha (aram se)
Or
DUA mango to bachon ki tarha (sache DiL se)
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Funtoosh On: 2/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- MUSHARAF v/s JAMHORIAT
"MUSHARAF v/s JAMHORIAT "
MUSHARAF: Aata Rs.13
JAMHORIAT: 35
MUSHARAF: Sugar 21
JAMHORIAT: 65
MUSHARAF: Milk32
JAMHORIAT: 48
MUSHARAF: Bike 32000
JAMHORIAT: 47000
MUSHARAF: AC 20000
JAMHORIAT: 35000
MUSHARAF: Stock Market 16000
JAMHORIAT: 9000
MUSHARAF: US $ 60
JAMHORIAT: 84
MUSHARAF: GST 11%
JAMHORIAT: 16%
MUSHARAF: Tax on call 15%..
JAMHORIAT: 19.5%
Musharf. Bijli pani ges wafar.
Jamhoriat: na bijli na pani na ges.
Musharaf: bijli, ges susti.
Jamhoriat: bijli menhgi, ges menhgi.
Wah wah jamhoriat.
kia faeda asi jamhoriat ka?:->
spread this msg as much as u can.
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Mahindra Singh Dhoni On: 2/17/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
- Coins & Currency
Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent...!
so, when your value increases,keep yourself calm and silent...!
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Ruman Qamar On: 2/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Don't hurt anyone !
Hurting Sumone is as easy as Cutting a Tree
But making Sumone Happy is like Growing a Tree
It Takes a Lot of Time
So.. Don't hurt anyone !
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Dilip Kumar On: 1/22/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Happy January !
The first gush of chilly winds!
The familiar anticipation of long walks!
Cold nose, numb feet, !
The fog!
The vermillion tree leaves!
Oranges, Coffee, Friends!
"The best is yet to come"
That's the message winters bear..
So make lasting memories..!
Happy January !
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- AAJ KI PYARI BAT!
AAJ KI PYARI BAT!
Hum apna Chehra to khoob Sajjate hen,
jis pe Logon ki NAZAR hoti he.
Pr
DIL ko Sajjane ki koshish nahi karte
jis pe ALLAH ki NAZAR hoti hay
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Sumbul On: 1/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Aik Babarkat Saal
(2010 A.D Aik Babarkat Saal)
> Saal ki ibtida Friday, Saal ki inteha bhi Friday,
> Eid-ul-Fitr bhi Friday, Eid-ul-Azha bhi Friday, Eid Milad-un-Nabi bhi Friday.
> Shab-e-Miraj bhi Friday.
> Is saal log juma ki namaz 52 weeks main 53 martaba parhain gay.
Yeh saal mehnat aur kamyabi ka saal hai. (wish you best of luck)
Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS
By: Farhan Khan On: 1/16/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Nadia says:
( Sunday, November 30, 2008 )
Tanha raaton me yaad koi aata hai,
Waqt mera aksar us ki yad me kat jata hai,
Khushi or ghum main wohi nazar aata hai,
KYON K yeh pagal Dil usy bhot chata hai.
Shahid says:
( Sunday, November 30, 2008 )
Cool n decent sms
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