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Total SMS in Miscellaneous SMS: 46
Total Members that contributed to Miscellaneous SMS: 21
Total Comment posted in Miscellaneous SMS: 2
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Miscellaneous SMS was last updated on: 3/6/2010 2:13:21 PM

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  • Interesting Confusions:
    Interesting Confusions:
    1. Can u cry under water?

    2. Do fish ever get thirsty?

    3. Why don't birds fall out of trees when they sleep?

    4. What do u call a male lady bird?

    5. Why is it called building when it's already built?

    6. When they say dog food is new & improved in taste, who tastes it?

    7. If money doesn't grow on trees then why banks have branches?

    8. Why does a round pizza come in sqaure box?

    9.Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle?

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: 3/6/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
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  • Plz fward this
    Insan mai "1" cheez nahi hai,
    Wo hai

    "SABAR".

    1 cheez Zameen mai b nahi hai,
    Wo hai

    "TAKABUR".

    1 cheez QURAN mai b nahi hai,
    Wo hai

    "JHOOT".

    Or

    Aapko pata hai k 1 cheez JANAT or DOZAKH mai b nahi hai,
    Wo hai

    "MOUT".

    If u have free msges plz fward this.

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Dhump On: 3/3/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • WAQT kehta Hai
    "WAQT" kehta Hai Mujhe "GANWANA" Mat,

    "DIL" kehta Hai Mujhe "LAGANA" Mat,

    "DOST" kehta Hai Mujhe "AZMANA" Mat,

    Or

    "HUM" kehte Hein Humein "BHULANA" Mat

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Mohsin On: 3/2/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • SPECIAL THINGS
    SPECIAL THINGS

    Jab WAZU karo to jawan ki tarha (ache se)

    Jab NAMAZ parho to burhon ki tarha (aram se)
    Or
    DUA mango to bachon ki tarha (sache DiL se)

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Funtoosh On: 2/18/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • MUSHARAF v/s JAMHORIAT
    "MUSHARAF v/s JAMHORIAT "

    MUSHARAF: Aata Rs.13
    JAMHORIAT: 35
    MUSHARAF: Sugar 21
    JAMHORIAT: 65
    MUSHARAF: Milk32
    JAMHORIAT: 48
    MUSHARAF: Bike 32000
    JAMHORIAT: 47000
    MUSHARAF: AC 20000
    JAMHORIAT: 35000
    MUSHARAF: Stock Market 16000
    JAMHORIAT: 9000
    MUSHARAF: US $ 60
    JAMHORIAT: 84
    MUSHARAF: GST 11%
    JAMHORIAT: 16%
    MUSHARAF: Tax on call 15%..
    JAMHORIAT: 19.5%
    Musharf. Bijli pani ges wafar.
    Jamhoriat: na bijli na pani na ges.
    Musharaf: bijli, ges susti.
    Jamhoriat: bijli menhgi, ges menhgi.
    Wah wah jamhoriat.
    kia faeda asi jamhoriat ka?:->

    spread this msg as much as u can.

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Mahindra Singh Dhoni On: 2/17/2010 | SMS Length: 4 Message(s)
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  • Coins & Currency
    Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent...!
    so, when your value increases,keep yourself calm and silent...!

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: 2/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Don't hurt anyone !
    Hurting Sumone is as easy as Cutting a Tree

    But making Sumone Happy is like Growing a Tree

    It Takes a Lot of Time

    So.. Don't hurt anyone !

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Dilip Kumar On: 1/22/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Happy January !
    The first gush of chilly winds!

    The familiar anticipation of long walks!

    Cold nose, numb feet, !

    The fog!

    The vermillion tree leaves!
    Oranges, Coffee, Friends!

    "The best is yet to come"

    That's the message winters bear..

    So make lasting memories..!

    Happy January !

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/18/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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  • AAJ KI PYARI BAT!
    AAJ KI PYARI BAT!

    Hum apna Chehra to khoob Sajjate hen,
    jis pe Logon ki NAZAR hoti he.

    Pr

    DIL ko Sajjane ki koshish nahi karte
    jis pe ALLAH ki NAZAR hoti hay

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Sumbul On: 1/17/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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  • Aik Babarkat Saal
    (2010 A.D Aik Babarkat Saal)

    > Saal ki ibtida Friday, Saal ki inteha bhi Friday,

    > Eid-ul-Fitr bhi Friday, Eid-ul-Azha bhi Friday, Eid Milad-un-Nabi bhi Friday.

    > Shab-e-Miraj bhi Friday.

    > Is saal log juma ki namaz 52 weeks main 53 martaba parhain gay.

    Yeh saal mehnat aur kamyabi ka saal hai. (wish you best of luck)

  • Submitted in: Miscellaneous SMS By: Farhan Khan On: 1/16/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
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Nadia says:
( Sunday, November 30, 2008 )

Tanha raaton me yaad koi aata hai,

Waqt mera aksar us ki yad me kat jata hai,

Khushi or ghum main wohi nazar aata hai,

KYON K yeh pagal Dil usy bhot chata hai.

Shahid says:
( Sunday, November 30, 2008 )

Cool n decent sms

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