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- Dedicatd 2 studentz:
Dedicatd 2 studentz:
jb parhai ho out of cntrol,notes ko krk gol,teacherz ko deke jhol,topi kra k bol
AAAAAALLLL IIIIIIIIZZZ WELLLLLL!
Arey studnt kya jane result ka kya hoga,ezzat bachegi ya aaba ka dandaaa hoga,koi na jane apna future kya hoga,to hont ghuma seeti bja seeti bja k bol
bhaiyya AAL IZZ WELL
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Sabir Shah Orakzai On: 2/28/2010 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Shaadi
TEACHER: batao kuttay (dogs) shaadi kyun nahi karte?
STUDENT: kyun k wo to pehLy se hi "kuttay ki zindagi" Guzaar rahe hote hein...
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: chandgenious On: 2/25/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Exam mein kamyab farma
"Aey ALLAH! un tamam students ko exam mein kamyab farma jinhe saal bhar parhne ki fursat na
mili,
Un masoom hathon ko himmat dy jinhon ny unlimitd sms packages ko kbhe zaya nhi hone diya,
Khudaya un aankhon ko imtehaan mein roshni ata karna jo T.V or Net py beth k kamzor ho gaee
hain,
Un ghareeb bachun bachiyon ki madad farma jo happy hours me bat krty rhy or parh nahi saky."
AAMEEN.
Ye msg apny jesy nek logon ko forward karen.;)
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 2/22/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- Translate kro
Teacher: Isko english mein translate kro
"ZOYA ny kpry pehen lye hyn"
Student: "Oh! Shit we are late :-)
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Asad Siddiqui On: 2/5/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- 1 Bacha
School Main 1 Bacha Chaaku
Liye Ghoom Raha Tha..
Sir Ne Pucha:
ChaAku Lye Q
Ghoom Rahe Ho?
Bacha:
SIR GhAREEB KA BACHA HON ,
T.T
Kaha Se Laon.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Rohail On: 1/23/2010 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- Cheating in exams
Cheating in exams is the best exercise 4 ur reflexes:
Ur eyes roll 2 c the ans sheet of ur seatmate.
Ur ears bcum sensitive, even 2 the softest whispers 2 get wht ur seatmate says.
Ur neck stretchs either ways 2 search 4 clues.
Ur hand copies the ans faster than ever.
Ur feet kicks the chair of ur classmate 2 let know that u want to copy.
It's the best way 2 make urself healthy, so keep cheating!
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Ruman Qamar On: 1/7/2010 | SMS Length: 3 Message(s)
- 3 Boys of Unvrsty
3 Boys of Unvrsty have lost their Purse,
1st Boy:
O My Debit Card
2nd boy:
O My cash
3rd boy:
Ab me kya kron ga?
Usme to
Farhan ka nmbr tha!!
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Sumbul On: 12/30/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
- DASTAN_E_STUDENT!!!
DASTAN_E_STUDENT!!!
Yoon fail jo karna tha pehly hi bata daity
Hum sari kitabo ko cholhy mai jala daity
Koshish to bahot ki thi nakaam hue akhir
Hum pas to ho jaty jo wo naql kara daity
Parchy jo mily hum ko sab khali diye hum ne
Zalim wo safai k number hi laga daity...
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Rooman On: 12/3/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- Govt school k Bachay
Govt school k Bachay kisi ko ghaseet kar lay ja rahay thay..
Rastay mein aik Buzurg ny kaha: Bacho!
Larkay ko chhor do ye khud school chala jaye ga..
Bachay zor sy boley:
Baba ji ye shagird nhi, hmara ustad hae,
roz school sy bhaag jata hai :-)
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Dilip Kumar On: 12/2/2009 | SMS Length: 2 Message(s)
- TAX aür §EX
Teacher: Batao TAX aür §EX mein kia Farq hai?
§tüdent: Koi Farq nahi hai Janab,
Dono mein hamari MONEY hi Nikalti hai.
Submitted in: Student SMS Jokes
By: Dilip Kumar On: 12/1/2009 | SMS Length: 1 Message(s)
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Nooman says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
Dil main mere EXAM k siwa kuch nahi
Zindagi main BE Electronics k siwa kuch nahi
Main tujhe tohfay main ky pesh karon?
Meri Jholi main IC k siwa kuch nahi.
GA Electronics
Nooman says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
Height of Honesty:
Sitting in an
Examination Hall,
Opening a Bit,
Memorising the
answer and then Writting it
Without Seeing!!!
Ibrar says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
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Ibrar says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
i m ibrar 0345-6871043 Any one whoi want to sms me
Hira says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
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Manzoor says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
Mera mobile no
0345 8768374 he ap log se mazahia chatting by sms kar sakte he
manzoor wartair malakand
Manzoor says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
Ak sardar ne shadi ki pehli raat apni bewi ko qatal kardia why?
Becoz is ke underware per likha howa tha 100%soft tight tested by gujar and sons...
Ha..ha ..ha..ha
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Hira says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
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TAimoor says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
send me sms on this number 0321-9080675
ashna says:
( Wednesday, January 14, 2009 )
i m ashna very good jokes i like sooooo much
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